Why beautiful women are often cunts

she devil

Recently I was visiting my previous home town of Brisbane and was catching up with a few friends over a drink at a nite club. We were standing outside on the balcony having a cigarette when a fairly attractive brunette came over and pretty rudely demanded a cigarette off me. To be fair, I love bitches like this. Being the exceptional motherfucker I am, beauty doesn’t impress me one bit. Beauty is common, I see stunning women everywhere. Women who expect me to bend over backwards and lick my arsehole clean before rimming theirs a sparkly pink just because they are beautiful are always good for a giggle in my books.

So I said to this moll (who was let’s face it, a 6½-7 at best so why she had such a sense of entitlement about her is beyond me) “Excuse me? If you want something than you’d better ask a bit more fuckin politely than so rudely demanding a cigarette off me. Ever hear of the word please sweetheart?” I then lecture her about manners and not expecting strangers to jump at her behest. My mates (both male and female) are struggling not to laugh; they’ve seen me run these exercises before. They know I don’t need much of an excuse to get up in someone’s ass and then play tug of war with their sphincter until an anal prolapse occurs.

In the middle of my diatribe, this slip of a girl interrupts me even more rudely then the first time and contemptuously ejaculates “So are you gonna give me a fuckin cigarette or not?”, obviously weary of my lecture. My friends may as well have sat down with a box of popcorn at this point and settled in for the mid-flight entertainment. They knew that this snotty little wench had just grabbed onto a lightning rod while a shit storm was about to rain down upon her like she’d probably never experienced before in a public venue.

I looked this girl dead in the eyes and said “Nope.”

Her eyes started to spin around in her little head and you could almost see sparks fly out of her brain as it fails to comprehend what has just happened. I can tell that the last fifty times she’s asked a man for a cigarette at a nite club or a bar she hasn’t faced this kind of opposition or difficulty in her mission to smoke O.P brand. They’ve always just said “sure love” and handed one over, despite her being less than polite when asking for one and just expecting it will be so. All because she was fuckable.

“No?” she echoes incredulously. “No, you can’t have one.” I say. “You come over here and interrupt my conversation rudely demanding something off me without saying please or being polite and just expect me to do you a favour. I don’t know you and I don’t owe you, so until you manage to have a civil tongue in your head and ask me politely than I’m not giving you shit.”

I glance over at my friend Cosmo who has a diabolical grin on his face and who I can tell is quite enjoying this. In fact I’m sure I detected a slight patch of moisture on the front of his jeans as a little bit of wee comes out.

At this point, all of the bravado and sense of entitlement has left this bird. It was like watching a balloon with a small hole in it slowly deflate. She gets nervous and starts pretending like she has cigarettes there somewhere but can’t find them and starts awkwardly pawing through her handbag as if searching for them. I decide to tease her some more and say “Oh so that’s even worse, you’ve got cigarettes and here you are scumming mine!” knowing full well she never had cigarettes and is just trying to disguise her embarrassment at being served in front of a bunch of strangers.

Finally the penny drops and you can see the look of defeat in her eyes. She must’ve been positively dying for a smoke as rather than skulking away with her tail between her legs she acquiesces and says “I’m really sorry sir for being rude to you, may I please have a cigarette?”. It sort of reminded me of the orphan in Oliver Twist with the “please sir can I have some more” bit. With a shit eating grin on my face like a man who’s eating pussy for dinner I say “Mais oui, of course darling, of course you can have a cigarette” and proffer her one. Class dismissed motherfucker.

Now of course I could’ve been a real prick and not given her one after all that, but that would’ve defied the point of the exercise. I wanted her to work for it and ask politely, humans being much like dogs you need to reward them when they do good so that they learn haha.

Now while she was an adult and responsible for her own actions, I don’t really place much blame on her for the way she carried on. You know who I blame? Men! Spineless, think with their dicks men. This poor girl has been conditioned over many years to believe she can get away with this kind of behaviour because of men. They’ve given into her demands and licked her ass to try and slime their way into her pantaloons and firmly embedded the understanding in her mind that she can be a malignant cunt and still get what she wants because she’s attractive.

I don’t subscribe to that kind of nonsense and neither should any man reading this. Beautiful women are the same as everyone else, they have flaws, they have insecurities, they take a shit in the toilet once a day – sometimes twice. They shouldn’t be privileged just because they look nice to have sexy time with, they should be held accountable to the same standards as everyone else. There’s plenty of beautiful women who don’t carry on like that – and those are the kind of women that impress me.

So guys, next time a woman acts with a sense of entitlement or treats you like a piece of shit because she’s attractive, don’t blame her. Blame the hundreds of men that came before you who propagated that behaviour by being impressed with beauty on the outside – rather than beauty on the inside.

25 thoughts on “Why beautiful women are often cunts

  1. Congratulations on your first article! Love your unique writing style – a blend of Hank Moody in Californication (TV Series) with a twist of Demartini wisdom. Glad you are finally sharing your ingenuity to a wider audience. Keep writing JC! I remain one of your superfans!
    – Aimee G

  2. Awesome article! I’ve had the feeling for quite sometime it’s not women’s fault men cater to their cunty behavior..

  3. women would have nothing without men. Even the “feminist movement” was entirely concocted and executed by men. Now women are “liberated” yet their entire existence still depends on the favour of men. WE MEN BUILT ALL YOU WOMEN TAKE FOR GRANTED, so don’t tell me or anyone ever that women don’t need men, that sounds great to your brainwashed, small, feminazi mind, but it all goes out the window the moment the oil light or engine light comes on in your trashy import car, DESIGNED AND BUILT BY MEN. Queen Victoria knew better, she said; “I am most anxious to enlist everyone who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of ‘Women’s Rights,’ with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feelings and propriety. Feminists ought to get a good whipping. Were woman to ‘unsex’ themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen and disgusting of beings and would surely perish without male protection.” …and so here we are, awash in the most hateful, heathen and disgusting of beings, totally assured of their own primacy and for no other reason than because some men decided to tax the other 50% of the population, create chaos and social disorder leading to war – ENDLESS WAR – brah-fucking-vo ladies, bravo, all feminism has done for you is throw you into chains. Laughable. Really. I was working as a doorman at a nightclub and there was this great after-hours, clean, classy, art on the walls, nice real leather couches and chairs, I was sitting their in my tailored suit, enjoying a drink after work with a buddy and one of the female bartenders, across from me, there was this rotund, whiney bitch with a gaggle of other twit females and a couple of vaginized males and she was moaning about how “men have fucked the planet up for long enough, it’s time for women to be in charge”. I laughed out loud, literally. She looked at me and said “you have a different opinion?!? I said “yes, as a matter of fact, I do, We men built all you take for granted, you wouldn’t have a pot to piss in if not for us, so here is what we men are going to do; we are going to rip down all the power lines, tear up all the sewer and clean water lines, pull down every building; we will destroy every last iota of civilization everywhere, not one stone piled upon another, then, we will hand the reins to women and you can all have your go. Nothing will get done as you all clamour and fight over whom is to be in charge. We men will sit back, file our nails, chatter with other men, drinking beers, moaning about how useless women are. ALL DAY EVERY DAY. I guarantee, after 10,000 years of female rule, we will still be living in dung huts – MAYBE. Her jaw dropped as did everyone else’s, then she said “YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!!!!” I leaned in a bit and winked at her, “sweetheart, I just did”. This tight little mulatto chick, recognizing a real man when her pussy went TWANG, stalked over and did this magnificent ass-dance display, shaking her sexy all over me front first, then swung her hot little ass over for some back-end sexy, then she stopped, walked really slowly and languidly around me, dragging her nails across my chest, then leaned over me from behind, slid her hands down my front, right under my belt, I whispered “now don’t start any fires you can’t control luscious”, she stood back up slowly and walked away. I looked over at my friend and the bartender chick, both of their mouths were agape, they were completely stunned, I said, “that was pretty neat, huh?” So you see, there are men and there are metrosexuals play-acting at being men, the ration is about one – million. There are some real women left, but that is like one in a billion, but we still search for them like the elusive “unicorn” some mention here, probably never to find them, but because we are men and are industrious and talented, determined, we keep up the search. Hope is a bitch, don’t become one girls. END

  4. Long winded boring…down thing we’ve all done every night of the week.
    Join the other 100 of millions of males that have enacted this weary scenario.
    You and your pals are nothing special mateZ
    The fact you we ‘big grown up words’ and chuckle with your equally feeble mined friends shows you’re just as retarded as the cigarette gimme female.

    First world problems…yawn yawnee Mc-Yawn.

  5. Absolutely fucking brilliant High time these spoiled little cunts got put in their place .They actually expect everything , probably because she lives off mum and dad and never worked a day in her life . I’m in Scotland and when I read this it cheered me the fuck up…..cheers pal……Side note I used to go out with an absolutely stunning woman for 5 years and she ‘did’ expect everything.Once I said the word ‘politely’ …’no’ her wee head almost exploded… it was then I knew it was time to go….Cheers again

      • Maybe your idea of respect is being too much of a nice guy? Women want to be led and that want to be with an alpha dog, if they act like cunts just cast them aside like yesterday’s garbage. I can assure you I could’ve fucked the chick in the story above if I wanted to, she was dying to be put in her place.

  6. A goblin encased in an attractive womans body is still a goblin.
    Would a blind man behave differently than those of us betrayed by our senses ?

  7. Most of these low life piece of shit women are nothing but real trouble since all they do is spread their legs for all kinds of men everywhere they go. Real Whores that most of these women are today that have no manners, personality, stuck up bitches, narcissists, and the real funny thing is that they really think they’re all that. Losers. God really needs to punish these type of very horrible women that are all over the place today unfortunately. At least back in the good old days which most women were the very complete opposite of today and Real Ladies as well.

    • White knighting? LOL if you think women have agency and it’s their fault how they act you’re gonna be in for a tough time.

      Women are barely more mature than children. If a child acts up who’s to blame, the child or the parent?

  8. Congrats to the author! I find myself purposefully ignoring women. MGTOW is the answer. My life is so peaceful, meaningful and enjoyable since I’ve gone my own way. I feel so bad for just about every man I know that’s married and unhappy. They are missing out on ANY freedoms in the golden years of their lives that I exercise daily. And I never thought I would say this, but handling finances is very easy for me. I buy anything I want or need without issue and I am saving money and paying off my mortgage in fifteen years, not thirty. I do this on a five figure salary! Cheers!

  9. Unfortunately the nastiest and very evil low life loser women are everywhere nowadays, which most of them really are. Just trying to start a conversation with a woman that many of us single men would really like to meet has really become very dangerous for us now as well, and we have to be very careful of sexual harassment too. Most women are really like this now, and even other single friends that i know had very bad experiences with these type of women as well. What in the world happened to the women of today and why are they really like this now? Most women back in the past were never like this at all, and were real ladies too. Feminism has really caused these women to hate us men today unfortunately, and it is very obvious why so many of us single men can’t find love anymore today because of this.

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